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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

(Source: maacabre)

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via guy)

(Source: cachaemic)

shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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(Source: shalrath)

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

nymeriarahl:

trogdorthe-burninator:

oldrockstars:

2014 goal: party like a hobbit but look like an elf

drink like a dwarf

fight like a man

smoke like a wizard

be rich like a dragon

mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute